I came across an awesome love quotes collection when web surfing recently and and I was really surprised. There is a large number of interesting funny quotations dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. Quotes are hand picked and you will find yourself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many .
Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:
Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )
A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’ (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)
Virginity can be cured. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows! (FREDERICK RYDER )
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe! (JACKIE MASON )
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )
I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
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