Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:

Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

Virginity can be cured.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows!  (FREDERICK RYDER )

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

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